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Proper T-shirts for Improper People. Slogan shirts so good, they're worth the awkward conversation.

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The Tiny Taco Club

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It's Grim Up North

Land of Black & White Rainbows

Made In England

Proper British culture.

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Happy Taco Hoodie

"Tiny taco. Big yum. 🌮 Featuring our ridiculously small, r..."

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Type your line, pick a T-shirt colour, choose where it goes. We'll make it look expensive. Promise.

01 Write your funniest line (keep it PG-13ish)
02 Pick your colour. Yes, the navy slaps.
03 Choose front or back. Bold move either way.
04 We print it. You wear it. People quote it.

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"The Office Survivor"

I bought the 'Meetings Could've Been Emails' T-shirt for my Monday grind. Within hours, coworkers were quoting it in every Zoom call. Honestly, it's the only thing that keeps me sane at work. Bonus: my manager laughed so hard, he bought one for himself. Absolute legend. Everyone keeps asking where I got it, and I proudly tell them Proper Clobber.

"The Gym One"

Finally, a shirt that gets my gym excuses. Leg day? Never.

"The Parent Life"

Dad of the Year T-shirt arrived. Kids asked 100 questions. Loved it anyway.

"The Coffee One"

Powered by Coffee, Fueled by Chaos is now my Monday uniform.

"The Social Battery One"

Social Battery: 1% perfectly sums up my weekend. 10/10 would buy again.

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PROPER CLOBBER

The Tiny Taco Club

It's Grim Up North

Made In England

VYBZ

End Of The Line

Happy Taco Hoodie

PUT YOUR DESIGN
ON A SHIRT.

"The Office Survivor"

"The Gym One"

"The Parent Life"

"The Coffee One"

"The Social Battery One"

PROPER CLOBBER

The Tiny Taco Club

It's Grim Up North

Made In England

VYBZ

End Of The Line

Happy Taco Hoodie

PUT YOUR DESIGN ON A SHIRT.

"The Office Survivor"

"The Gym One"

"The Parent Life"

"The Coffee One"

"The Social Battery One"

PUT YOUR DESIGN
ON A SHIRT.